The 10 80's Toylines Least Likely to Get A Big Budget Hollywood Movie (Topless Robot)


If there was any doubt that there's money to be made from exploiting '80s toy nostalgia, Transformers rolled right over it. Love it or hate it, there's no denying that Spielberg took our love for our childhood toys and managed to squeeze three hundred million dollars out of our Xmas memories of ripping open Optimus Prime.

Which explains all the other 80's toy related movies supposedly in the works like G.I. Joe, Thundercats and He-Man (which all already had movies, if you count Thundercats Ho...or the porn flick of the same name). But while Hollywood may be knocking down the door of the toy companies behind those A-list properties, there are still a ton of toy aisle pegwarmers that aren't getting deals, either because they didn't sell or because you'd need a Joe-Eszterhas-level madman to try and adapt their storylines. Here are 10 flicks you won't be seeing next summer.

The 10 80's Toylines Least Likely to Get A Big Budget Hollywood Movie

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