10 Other Useless Animal-Themed Holidays (Topless Robot)
We'd like to go on record as saying: "Screw the Groundhog." Let's face it, if he didn't have a gig every February 2nd, he'd just be one more fat, rat-like creature that we'd occasionally have to scrape out of our tire treads. But since he apparently has the magical power to screw up our spring, he gets national press. Is there any other useless animal that gets a special day to remind us that god wasted a nano-second thinking them up? We busted our ass doing fake research and it turns out there are 10 of 'em.
10 Other Useless Animal-Themed Holidays